Posted 4 years ago

superunfriendlyreminder:

Trump has not even grown into being a 3rd grader.

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Posted 4 years ago

perhapsarat:

this part is literally canon

Posted 4 years ago
imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
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dragon-in-a-fez:

trainthief:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

Posted 4 years ago

bitchwannatryme:

randomslasher:

writing-prompt-s:

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“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

Posted 4 years ago

spookyloop:

godscasket:

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants

Alexander McQueen’s ghost wrote this

Posted 4 years ago

esoanem:

thewollfgang:

sonseulsoleil:

carbonmonoxidepoisoning:

sonseulsoleil:

anyways the version of much ado about nothing starring catherine tate and david tennant as beatrice and benedick is a Classic. david tennant’s benedick is FULL chaotic dumbass, and catherine tate’s beatrice is past being full of rage and is completely done with everyone from the very beginning. plus, they just work off each other so well. 

not to mention the costumes and props. benedick in drag? BENEDICK IN JORTS AND A SUPERMAN SHIRT? beatrice wearing a suit? beatrice swaggering around with a beer in her hand, while benedick sips on pink, fruity cocktails? benedick writing his love song to beatrice on one of those stupid little electric keyboards? unparalleled artistry. 

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nothing makes me happier than this moment

oh absolutely ICONIC. and the fact that he gives his whole monologue after whilst covered in paint. “love me? [beat, looks down at his paint covered self] why?” truly how shakespeare intended it 

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I also love this. what a way to kick things off. 


[Image Descriptions: Three images of David Tennant as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing. Two gifs of him wearing cut-off jean shorts and a superman shirt, smearing paint all over his chest and face. One still image of him sitting in a golf cart covered in union jacks with his feet up on the steering wheel, sort of hanging off the thing. He’s wearing a military uniform. This is Benedick’s entrance in the play. End description.] 

#anyone got a link?

Part One

Part Two

Enjoy!

@jonaldronaldrolkientolkien we need to watch this

Posted 4 years ago

agentduckorico:

animetitle:

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

Posted 4 years ago
Posted 4 years ago

inzergue:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

Posted 4 years ago

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

graynard:

i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange

I think that’s called scurvy